My understanding to this day can’t explain a hater to me. People you haven’t stole from, physically harmed, threatened their families, or even acknowledged have a fierce dislike for you. Isn’t that an illness, a mental retardation? I came to the conclusion that they’re just bored so I’m sponsoring the first annual Hater Olympics. Maybe the winners can see what it’s actually like to accomplish something, and hopefully they’ll realize that it’s better to be a small something than a big hater. Let the events begin.

Events
1. Jock Jumping
2. Spongebob Sprint
3. Jealous Javelin
4. Rumor Spreading Relay   5. Low Self Esteem Long Jump
6. Groupie Gymnastics
7. Bullsh*t Blogathon
8. I Hate Myself Hurdles
9. Miserable Marathon
10. Twitch in My Step Wrestling

All haters will be eligible to compete. Extra points will be rewarded for square behavior a lack of individual concern.