With countless infractions of swagless behavior sweeping the nation it was deemed necessary that an official step in to decree the magnificent from the tasteless. Sponge Bob behavior thus forth will be rewarded with severe ridicule. All appeals will be dismissed. You will be flagged and penalized on sight of the questionable behavior. Repeat offenders will become hermits. Negative yards, try again. 

 HERE’S THE LIST:

1. Jeans with the spandex bottom to show off your shoes.  - Relax…

2. Fresh Pedestrians - If you’re polo to the socks and still not whipping….got to check    yourself and….3. Girls who look like manikins in the morning.- Awe man, …. . .

4. Flexing - Oh It’s contagious, got to be careful.

5. Grown Men with posters of rappers with their shirt off - I just don’t see the logic

6. Internet Thugs - They go so hard! How’s life, you okay? We could talk about it.

7. Girls saying their pregnant for a check - ……sometimes……..  

8. Over 30 doing the birdwalk - but what can you say, you got to enjoy yourself

9. Pretending to be best friends with celebrities who don’t know you without bringing up where you met or may have kicked it. -     …..I guess everybody has to play their role, you know….I can’t be mad at you

10. Snitching - Many great dynasties have fell/from the tall tales of the shell

And as a bonus old heads with high school girlfriends, asking for measurements on ten dollar purchases, hating on me to make you look better and homosexual interpretations of statements will all be flagged. I’m just warming up….